May 26, 2009 @ 6:46 PM
10 advantages of being FAT1. You get to occupy two seats on the bus.
2. The restaurant manager will offer you a large table (and seat) even if you don't really need it.
3. there's always fats to keep you warm during ice age.
4. You'll have a very 'firm' place among the people.
5. Get a very good job during Christmas, and the children adore you.
6. You're very 'Punch-able'
7. Nothing can stop you from pushing through the crowds during Great Singapore SALE!!!
8. You're always the centre of attraction.
9. You occupy most of the space in a picture.
10. You brighten up people's day, you can always make them laugh!!!
Base on karen-lology!!!